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Good luck. They're the most annoying person I've ever met.

I can't believe you would say that. You know how competitive I am.

I really should learn how to shut up, right?

Probably the smart thing to do, but I'd rather you didn't. I like getting a reaction out of you.

Obviously, or you wouldn't be trying to talk me out of getting a cat when it won't impact you at all. ~~When's the last time you were even in my ap~~

Incorrect. Every additional cat on this floor sheds allergens into the air. You said no to an air purifier. What about a HEPA vacuum cleaner?

I have a very nice vacuum cleaner and I don't need a new one.

No air purifiers, though. Noted.

What made you change your mind, anyway? I thought you didn't enjoy having animals chatter at you.

I dogsat for Crysta and Vidalia recently and enjoyed it more than I was expecting to. [...] I don't know if I can handle taking care of a dog 24/7 but I thought having the routine of taking care of a pet might be nice.

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The routine of taking care of people in Medical and learning new and horrible things in Research every day isn't enough?

It's way too much, actually. Hence the need for something cute and fluffy.

I did say it would help with your blood pressure.

Ah. You were right all along. That is very annoying.

Thank you for validating me. I won't oppose the cat adoption, but I'm still sending you the lint rollers. It's too late to stop me.

Thank you so much for this gift and for allowing me to adopt a cat.

You're incredibly welcome. Doesn't it feel nice knowing I don't hate you?

It does, actually.

Although if you do end up returning the cat for being too annoying, I'm going to say I was right about that too.

Godspeed. Being right all the time sounds exhausting.

[...] How is your Ernest Waters conspiracy board coming along, speaking of?

Can you talk to frogs?

No. I can only understand what they're saying.

Good enough. I'll take it.

There's one in my new desk and I can't find it.

It's probably in a corner or stuck on the underside of something. Did you take all your drawers out?

All of them!!! My space is a disaster and it's still laughing at me from who the fuck knows where.

I need a hero and by that I mean you.

How do you know it's in the desk at all?

I'm in the pharmacy right now.

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