rainbowfish | ic spam

The NOISES, Raine.

Ok I'll be patient, do your job you beautiful genius, just don't forget about my plight.

Right, but could it be in a bookshelf or something?

Only if the bookshelf is hidden in the wall behind my assigned desk.

Do you have a chair?

Obviously. You're welcome to it, unless you'd like to sit in my lap instead, wink wink etc.

Check the chair for frogs.

WHRE CAN THEY HIDE IN THE CHAIR

I don't know. Some of them are really small. And if you're sure it's not in the desk you have to check the rest of the places it could be.

Alright, well, I can't sit in the chair now. I don't want to hurt them.

Edited 2023-09-30 05:22 (UTC)

I wouldn't worry about it too much. They're pretty good at getting out of people's way.

But where is it?????????

Is the sound really so annoying that this is a crisis situation? The one outside my window was yelling "rocks" all morning for no reason and I survived.

It must be dehydrated and it doesn't want the water I can provide.

Come help me. I'll owe you. I'll buy you dinner. I'll take you out. I'll tell you you're the smartest person I know. I'll name the frog Raine Jr.

Oh my god. Fine.

It's a date, I'm making a reservation, whatever you want, my treat, I'll be the gentleman you've always dreamed of, I'll sweep you of your perfectly webbed feet, etc.

You don't have to buy me dinner.

I don't have to do anything... unless I want to.

We can get a normal dinner at the Station restaurant. I owe you a lot of exposition anyway.

Alright, alright. Normal dinner, normal exposition.

Batshit insane exposition, unfortunately.

That's why I'm excited to hear it.

And I'll still pay. It's real good to see you in person, Raine.

~~soooo whos in ALBANY~~
~~Any good reccs in~~

U know actually you looked kinda unbad w a mohawk

Edited (oh my god what is this comment doing) 2023-10-02 15:20 (UTC)

You can’t lie to me about my hair choices, Crysta. I’ll believe you.

TRUST n believe i'm surprised as u are

also you should def update yr credit card this one's about to expire if i was RLY nice id actually identity thieve u to force this positive change

If you were really nice you’d just have given my wallet back.

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