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The NOISES, Raine.

Ok I'll be patient, do your job you beautiful genius, just don't forget about my plight.

Right, but could it be in a bookshelf or something?

Only if the bookshelf is hidden in the wall behind my assigned desk.

Do you have a chair?

Obviously. You're welcome to it, unless you'd like to sit in my lap instead, wink wink etc.

Check the chair for frogs.

WHRE CAN THEY HIDE IN THE CHAIR

I don't know. Some of them are really small. And if you're sure it's not in the desk you have to check the rest of the places it could be.

Alright, well, I can't sit in the chair now. I don't want to hurt them.

Edited 2023-09-30 05:22 (UTC)

I wouldn't worry about it too much. They're pretty good at getting out of people's way.

But where is it?????????

Is the sound really so annoying that this is a crisis situation? The one outside my window was yelling "rocks" all morning for no reason and I survived.

It must be dehydrated and it doesn't want the water I can provide.

Come help me. I'll owe you. I'll buy you dinner. I'll take you out. I'll tell you you're the smartest person I know. I'll name the frog Raine Jr.

Oh my god. Fine.

It's a date, I'm making a reservation, whatever you want, my treat, I'll be the gentleman you've always dreamed of, I'll sweep you of your perfectly webbed feet, etc.