rainbowfish | ic spam

She also said I should wear the jacket on dates. When I didn’t know who she was I thought she was being sarcastic, but maybe she just knows her audience.

I have bad taste but excellent judgement. Which is in contrast to you, demonstrating good taste but atrocious judgement when you got involved with me.

This is the first time anyone has ever told me I have good taste and I'm a little skeptical of your judgement level as well.

Excuse you, I'm a catch. Strictly in the short-term, true, but the elevated activity levels of the oxytocinergic system last two years at most anyway.

Does that clock start now or a year ago?

A year ago, I imagine. But you'd know more about neurotransmitters than I do.

Yeah, but I’m trying not to think about how elevated my oxytocin levels are too much.

It's been one month exactly. Do you regret it yet?

No. [...] Do you?

No. Surprisingly. [...] It's been quite agreeable.

Then I’m going to try to continue to not overthink things.

Alright. [...] Thank you.

For which part?

~~For being~~ [...] For staying at my Halloween party, even though you hate parties.

I had fun, actually.

Hey, we made it through Halloween without the station shutting down.

Even with the hour you spent in my hedge maze?

So we did. Too bad we didn't formalise a bet. You could've asked me for anything you want now.

That was the best part.

Can I negotiate retroactively?

Was it the vampires or the werewolves that did it for you?

I'm open to hearing propositions.

I liked the ghost.

How about a nice bottle of wine?

A disembodied person wearing a sheet. I put so little effort into that one.

Hmm. I can do that.

It was cute with the little jump scare chord.

Just as a point of reference I consider anything that costs more than $19.99 to be a nice bottle of wine.

"Cute." I see. Next time, I'll hook you up to a blood pressure monitor first.

That is the worst thing I've ever heard. How about I get you a good bottle of wine, and you simply don't look up how much it costs?

Next time you put me into an elaborate maze full of illusory jump scares?

Is a good bottle of wine nicer than a nice bottle of wine or vice versa?

Oh, yes. I had all sorts of experimental illusions that you didn't even find the first time around.

Nicer than nice, because your definition of "nice" is deeply troubling to me. And because I know you'll never get something like this for yourself, so I might as well take advantage while I can.

Cause you kept distracting me.

This is actually exactly what I was hoping would happen.

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