rainbowfish | ic spam

~~For being~~ [...] For staying at my Halloween party, even though you hate parties.

I had fun, actually.

Hey, we made it through Halloween without the station shutting down.

Even with the hour you spent in my hedge maze?

So we did. Too bad we didn't formalise a bet. You could've asked me for anything you want now.

That was the best part.

Can I negotiate retroactively?

Was it the vampires or the werewolves that did it for you?

I'm open to hearing propositions.

I liked the ghost.

How about a nice bottle of wine?

A disembodied person wearing a sheet. I put so little effort into that one.

Hmm. I can do that.

It was cute with the little jump scare chord.

Just as a point of reference I consider anything that costs more than $19.99 to be a nice bottle of wine.

"Cute." I see. Next time, I'll hook you up to a blood pressure monitor first.

That is the worst thing I've ever heard. How about I get you a good bottle of wine, and you simply don't look up how much it costs?

Next time you put me into an elaborate maze full of illusory jump scares?

Is a good bottle of wine nicer than a nice bottle of wine or vice versa?

Oh, yes. I had all sorts of experimental illusions that you didn't even find the first time around.

Nicer than nice, because your definition of "nice" is deeply troubling to me. And because I know you'll never get something like this for yourself, so I might as well take advantage while I can.

Cause you kept distracting me.

This is actually exactly what I was hoping would happen.

That was also part of the test.

See, I was going to promise to be restrained, but you saying that makes me believe that you could handle a rare vintage or two.

And how’d I do?

I like to be spoiled.

4 out of 10. Confused, jumpy and far too easily taken off course, but points allotted for ingenuity and [...] attentiveness.

I know the perfect bottle for you, then. And I plan to steal it out of my parents' wine cellar, so it's truly guilt-free.

Damn. I do need to practice.

The rare crime I’m in complete moral support of. [...] Are you visiting?

You'll get there. Would you like to see the illusion emitter prototypes sometime? I can show you how they work, and some of the improvements we're planning.

Unfortunately. Thanksgiving. We'll only be gone 48 hours, including our flights. Are you planning to see your family?

I'd like that. What are you going to use them for now that Halloween's over?

Yeah. [...] I have plane tickets to go to my foster family's for the weekend but my dad also invited me to his place last minute.

As far as upcoming holidays go, I'm considering an illusion of myself that I can throw into a corner when I don't want to be at a party anymore.

Will you see him?

Useful trick. [...] Sometimes I wonder if you ever do that to me.

I don’t want to, but I feel like I should.

My illusions are only so complex when I'm not watching them. I like to think you'd notice it wasn't real if you tried to talk to it. (As to whether I've done that to you while I was watching, well...)

Would it be more or less stressful to see him and his new family at least once before the wedding?

I always want to touch you to check and then I remember that that wouldn’t actually work anyway.

I do think it’d be a good idea for me to meet them before the wedding.

You should check anyway. I'd want to know if my illusion doesn't live up to the real thing.

That's practical, then. Better to learn now whether it's worth it to have a relationship with them.

I will, then. In the interest of scientific curiosity.

Probably. I still feel a little resentful about it, though. I wish I could be in two places at once.

Tell me what you think. In the interest of scientific curiosity.

Alas, my illusion emitters aren't that good yet. Would it make you feel better to refuse? It wouldn't be a lie to tell him that you already had plans.

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