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[rainbowfish]

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DM, 8/2

[rainbowfish]

That works.

It's a good thing in my book, for the record.

DM, 8/2

[chillpills]

Mine too.

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

Have you successfully avoided invitations to any more parties?

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

I had to dodge Annie in the hall a few times, but I managed it.

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

It's a dangerous time. Statistically, most babies are born in the months of July and August. Someone's doing birthday shots in the bar every time I go in.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

You could always go into town instead.

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

Certainly an option, if drinking was the reason I go to our local bar.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

Spying on the bartender?

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

I prefer to call it "observing." I could probably craft a fairly convincing illusion of him now.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

Why would you need to do that?

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

The reason hasn't presented itself yet. I like to be prepared, that's all.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

Have you two been t I guess I can't criticize you for this. You're technically being more social than I am.

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

You just need to go into it with clear objectives. I take it you're not attending the restaurant launch this weekend?

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

I wasn't planning on it. Are you?

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

Yes. Parson will be there, along with Crysta. I forced the restaurant to give me an invite to the soft opening when I heard.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

You "forced" them?

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

I have ways of being persuasive. Suffice to say, it's a real invite.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

I doubt they would've turned you away if you'd just showed up with Parson and Crysta.

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

You say that, but Crysta would delight in telling the host that I'm not on the list and leaving me at the door. Parson [...] I'm not sure yet. I thought he might have asked you to be his plus-one, actually.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

He didn't.

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

Evidently. Do you want [...] What are your fun plans this weekend?

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

I have a dentist appointment. Does that count?

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

You know it doesn't. Unless your dentition is transitioning to something more sharklike, in which case, yes, that would be fun.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

I'm still having nightmares about "what if you lose the ability to breathe air", I don't need more new ideas.

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

Apologies. No more talk about exciting mutations. Let's talk about your depressing social life instead.