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It's a dangerous time. Statistically, most babies are born in the months of July and August. Someone's doing birthday shots in the bar every time I go in.

You could always go into town instead.

Certainly an option, if drinking was the reason I go to our local bar.

Edited 2023-08-11 22:06 (UTC)

Spying on the bartender?

I prefer to call it "observing." I could probably craft a fairly convincing illusion of him now.

Why would you need to do that?

The reason hasn't presented itself yet. I like to be prepared, that's all.

~~Have you two been t~~ I guess I can't criticize you for this. You're technically being more social than I am.

You just need to go into it with clear objectives. I take it you're not attending the restaurant launch this weekend?

I wasn't planning on it. Are you?

Yes. Parson will be there, along with Crysta. I forced the restaurant to give me an invite to the soft opening when I heard.

You "forced" them?

I have ways of being persuasive. Suffice to say, it's a real invite.

I doubt they would've turned you away if you'd just showed up with Parson and Crysta.

You say that, but Crysta would delight in telling the host that I'm not on the list and leaving me at the door. Parson [...] I'm not sure yet. I thought he might have asked you to be his plus-one, actually.

He didn't.

Evidently. ~~Do you want~~ [...] What are your fun plans this weekend?

I have a dentist appointment. Does that count?

You know it doesn't. Unless your dentition is transitioning to something more sharklike, in which case, yes, that would be fun.

I'm still having nightmares about "what if you lose the ability to breathe air", I don't need more new ideas.

Apologies. No more talk about exciting mutations. Let's talk about your depressing social life instead.

You don't actually want to hear about that.

You severely underestimate my dedication to documenting the minutiae of my the people I work with.

Well it's not very entertaining. Sorry. [...] I think I'm getting ghosted right now, which I guess is kind of funny.

Not enjoying the experience?

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