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[rainbowfish]

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DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

I wasn't planning on it. Are you?

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

Yes. Parson will be there, along with Crysta. I forced the restaurant to give me an invite to the soft opening when I heard.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

You "forced" them?

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

I have ways of being persuasive. Suffice to say, it's a real invite.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

I doubt they would've turned you away if you'd just showed up with Parson and Crysta.

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

You say that, but Crysta would delight in telling the host that I'm not on the list and leaving me at the door. Parson [...] I'm not sure yet. I thought he might have asked you to be his plus-one, actually.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

He didn't.

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

Evidently. Do you want [...] What are your fun plans this weekend?

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

I have a dentist appointment. Does that count?

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

You know it doesn't. Unless your dentition is transitioning to something more sharklike, in which case, yes, that would be fun.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

I'm still having nightmares about "what if you lose the ability to breathe air", I don't need more new ideas.

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

Apologies. No more talk about exciting mutations. Let's talk about your depressing social life instead.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

You don't actually want to hear about that.

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

You severely underestimate my dedication to documenting the minutiae of my the people I work with.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

Well it's not very entertaining. Sorry. [...] I think I'm getting ghosted right now, which I guess is kind of funny.

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

Not enjoying the experience?

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

No comment.

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

Who's ghosting you?

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

Just some guy.

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

That's even worse. "Just some guy" is not worth turning your weekends sad and boring.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

One weekend. Singular. But thanks for the advice.

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

I'm sure your plans next week are just riveting. [...] You should come to the soft open tomorrow.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

I'm not as good at getting invited to things as you are.

DM, 8/11

[imaginist]

Luckily for you, we get plus-ones and I'm 90% certain that Parson doesn't have better plans either. Just show up. 7 o'clock.

DM, 8/11

[rainbowfish]

[...] Alright. But if you pull a Crysta and don't let me in with you, I'm not going to talk to you for at least five days.