I had a thought about speeding that process up, but if it's the only reason you keep inviting me to hang out with you...
So, sorry: she didn't blame you because she knew you wouldn't feel bad even though you did do it, and she did blame me because she knew I would feel bad even though I didn't do it?
DM, 10/11
So, sorry: she didn't blame you because she knew you wouldn't feel bad even though you did do it, and she did blame me because she knew I would feel bad even though I didn't do it?
DM, 10/11
It worked, didn't it?
DM, 10/11
Yeah, it's a great system for the two of you. You get to misbehave all you want and she gets a free dogsitter whenever she needs one.
DM, 10/11
You have an affinity with Gordo. Who else, pray tell, should she ask to be the dogsitter?
DM, 10/11
I don't mind watching the dog. It's just the principle of the thing.
DM, 10/11
You should stand up to her. Ask her to pay you. She bullies you because you make it easy. And far too fun.
DM, 10/11
I didn't realize I was being bullied in this case.
DM, 10/11
You definitely are. That said, it's also a show of affection from her.
DM, 10/11
Yeah, I'm familiar with this concept.
DM, 10/11
You make it rewarding. But if you ever get tired of it, Crysta will like you even if you say no to her.
DM, 10/11
I do sometimes.
DM, 10/11
This arrangement seems fine then. I misbehave, you dogsit, Crysta gets to manipulate a boy, and you've bargained a favour out of it.
DM, 10/11
I[...] Yeah, I guess that is what I'm saying.Next time she blames me for something you did I'm just telling her it was you though.
DM, 10/11
Oh, please do. I'd love to see what she does in retaliation.
DM, 10/11
I'm on my way down. See you in a minute.
DM, 10/11
See you soon.