ic spam

[rainbowfish]

Comments

DM, late 10/15

[imaginist]

Please do elaborate. Is this a scolding about food waste? A reminder that you hate receiving presents? A general expression of annoyance that you're now responsible for ten different kinds of bread loaves?

DM, late 10/15

[rainbowfish]

None of the above: I think you did something impractical, expensive, and inconvenient because you thought it'd make me laugh.

DM, late 10/15

[imaginist]

That would be suspiciously affectionate of me. Can't it just be that I'm trying to irritate you?

DM, late 10/15

[rainbowfish]

Maybe. Why do you want to irritate me in this hypothetical scenario?

DM, late 10/15

[imaginist]

Maybe I'm doing another experiment on you. [...] Did you laugh?

DM, late 10/15

[rainbowfish]

I laughed once when I saw the boxes in the hallway and once when I realized I can only fit five loaves of bread in my freezer.

DM, late 10/15

[imaginist]

Thank you. Your feedback is important for the experiment. It seems like you have no choice but to share with people.

DM, late 10/15

[rainbowfish]

It's going to have to be a real team effort. [...] Can I make you lunch sometime?

DM, late 10/15

[imaginist]

That's a bit [...] I suppose revenge would be fair, after what I've done to your kitchen. Alright. Yes.

DM, late 10/15

[rainbowfish]

Just be glad I didn't try to requisition your freezer space. [...] Thank you.

DM, late 10/15

[imaginist]

Making lunch is a perfectly normal request. A favour, even. Really, I should be the one thanking you.

DM, late 10/15

[rainbowfish]

For the gift. [...] But you'll get an opportunity to thank me for lunch later.

DM, late 10/15

[imaginist]

Oh. Of course. [...] You'd better impress me then.