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I’m suspicious.

as a person yes i know try to fight it

What do you want?

i'm gone again this weekend check to make sure gordo isnt lonely when vidalia's at work make sure enoch's not working the whole time and make sure i know if anything big happens back here.
that's it.

It’s impossible to stop Enoch from working through the weekend and you know it.

ok so to be transparent rly that request is make sure when he's not at work he's also not stalking me he said he doesn't have spies but idk if i believe him

You have to know I’m even less capable of stopping Enoch from scheming than I am stopping him from working.

well if it was an easy task it wouldn't be worth all yr favours would it

Okay, fine. I’ll do my best to keep him distracted. Just don’t judge me too harshly if I fail.

What are you doing and why did he think you’d invited me, by the way?

the effort is all i require i know what i'm asking

going to new york for [...] a birthday party thing. i have NO idea why he thought that tho it's gonna be like clubs n parties and stuff. i didn't invite u because i knew you would hate it so yr welcome.

While also putting some fairly high pressure on me to succeed, though. [...] But I am actually capable of subterfuge sometimes. Maybe I can be sneaky.

Genuinely I appreciate it. Have fun.

I thought u probably were. Just think in one lil weekend u will be free of me completely in Repayment.

I willll thanks.

Well. I’ll never be entirely free of you.

well, sort of. obviously you're compromised now so I can't tell or ask you anything valuable. I might have to think of an alternative collateral to favours.

Okay. Jeez. I think I’m still trustworthy.

I'm sure u do

I guess favors from me being entirely devalued can only be a good thing for me, at least.

I know you'd think that, but historically, actually, you've got out of favours very easily so I'd prefer to move you to my hair threats and blackmail plan. You know, I've never actually balded you.

Come on. How are you going to blackmail me?

There's always something.

Luckily for you I do value keeping my hair.

Many people have lasted like, very well on the friends n family package, others i have photographic evidence of red curly hair sprouting only out of their forehead for 3 days at a time and so your fate's really in your hands here.

Three days feels really harsh.

It was merciful.

Okay, well, I'll just never get on your bad side then.

dm 11/5

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