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[personal profile] philomathean 2023-06-04 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You're allowed to be petty on your birthday, but I will respect your wishes to remain respectful.
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[personal profile] philomathean 2023-06-04 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry. I already bought a head band with little horns on it and it's non-refundable 😈
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[personal profile] philomathean 2023-06-05 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I think the fact that he's harassing you and not just taking notes on your every movement means that he wants to be friends again, too.

An oversized deck of cards
A clown nose
Wigs in various colors
155 biodegradable balloons
7 hula skirts
A cake roughly the size of a smallish human being
4 handles of cheap rum