rainbowfish | ic spam

I was hoping she might think meddling was fun. [...] How's she doing?

I think our relationship depresses her, honestly. I wouldn't take it personally. She thought eating dinner was "counterintuitive" to her "current spiritual state."

Oh. Predictable outcome, honestly. [...] Obviously my judgement is pretty skewed.

I won't hold it against you. Really, you're keeping it together fairly well.

You only think that because you didn't come see me.

Would it have made a difference?

Probably.

How is your suffering now?

Manageable. […] Maybe shouldn’t be talking to you.

You're talking to a human lie detector. I won't even believe it if you say something delusional.

I thought it didn’t work over text.

Fine, it doesn't. But I'm well aware of how you actually feel about me, and I'm not about to indulge any pollen-motivated declarations.

[...] We should talk about this some other time.

We don't need to talk about that at all, actually. My point is, you're safe from embarrassment. Unless the embarrassment is just how obviously I'm enjoying your predicament, in which case... guilty.