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[rainbowfish]

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DM, 11/2

[rainbowfish]

She’s allowed to have a different opinion than you.

DM, 11/2

[imaginist]

Not when I'm objectively correct. Sometimes people are just wrong.

DM, 11/2

[rainbowfish]

She also said I should wear the jacket on dates. When I didn’t know who she was I thought she was being sarcastic, but maybe she just knows her audience.

DM, 11/2

[imaginist]

I have bad taste but excellent judgement. Which is in contrast to you, demonstrating good taste but atrocious judgement when you got involved with me.

DM, 11/2

[rainbowfish]

This is the first time anyone has ever told me I have good taste and I'm a little skeptical of your judgement level as well.

DM, 11/2

[imaginist]

Excuse you, I'm a catch. Strictly in the short-term, true, but the elevated activity levels of the oxytocinergic system last two years at most anyway.

DM, 11/2

[rainbowfish]

Does that clock start now or a year ago?

DM, 11/2

[imaginist]

A year ago, I imagine. But you'd know more about neurotransmitters than I do.

DM, 11/2

[rainbowfish]

Yeah, but I’m trying not to think about how elevated my oxytocin levels are too much.

DM, 11/2

[imaginist]

It's been one month exactly. Do you regret it yet?

DM, 11/2

[rainbowfish]

No. [...] Do you?

DM, 11/2

[imaginist]

No. Surprisingly. [...] It's been quite agreeable.

DM, 11/2

[rainbowfish]

Then I’m going to try to continue to not overthink things.

DM, 11/2

[imaginist]

Alright. [...] Thank you.

DM, 11/2

[rainbowfish]

For which part?

DM, 11/2

[imaginist]

For being [...] For staying at my Halloween party, even though you hate parties.

DM, 11/2

[rainbowfish]

I had fun, actually.

Hey, we made it through Halloween without the station shutting down.

DM, 11/2

[imaginist]

Even with the hour you spent in my hedge maze?

So we did. Too bad we didn't formalise a bet. You could've asked me for anything you want now.

DM, 11/2

[rainbowfish]

That was the best part.

Can I negotiate retroactively?

DM, 11/2

[imaginist]

Was it the vampires or the werewolves that did it for you?

I'm open to hearing propositions.

DM, 11/2

[rainbowfish]

I liked the ghost.

How about a nice bottle of wine?

DM, 11/2

[imaginist]

A disembodied person wearing a sheet. I put so little effort into that one.

Hmm. I can do that.

DM, 11/2

[rainbowfish]

It was cute with the little jump scare chord.

Just as a point of reference I consider anything that costs more than $19.99 to be a nice bottle of wine.

DM, 11/2

[imaginist]

"Cute." I see. Next time, I'll hook you up to a blood pressure monitor first.

That is the worst thing I've ever heard. How about I get you a good bottle of wine, and you simply don't look up how much it costs?

DM, 11/2

[rainbowfish]

Next time you put me into an elaborate maze full of illusory jump scares?

Is a good bottle of wine nicer than a nice bottle of wine or vice versa?